Yesterday one of my first graders was absentmindedly chanting a little rhyme to himself. It went like this: "Tuck, muck, luck, buck, ruck..." You see where this is going. Well, after dropping the F-bomb several times, his friend dashed over to him and said, "Stop, stop!! Don't say that! You said a bad word!!!"

And my innocent, foul-mouthed first grader said defensively, "What? No, no... I didn't say 'butt'; I said buck!"

Awww. I love these kids!